"How much was that tattoo?"
"Oh, I can’t remember. Got it in 2005."
"Don’t mean to stereotype but were you in the military?"
…walking to grab lunch…
"HEY! You’re my type of chick!" said (older) tattooed biker.
"Hey! I like your tattoos!"
"Aw, thanks! Sweetest girl ever!"
Her mom—not as impressed.
The ugly version of Jeremy Meeks, “But your tattoos are like classy as hell. I got my moms name tattooed on my head. I got out of the jail and finally found my mom. She died six months later…why ain’t you married?”
Passed a guy on the street and got a lot of side eye…
"Look at all your tattoos! You’re covered in tattoos!"
"I know what I look like!" Fuck, DC.
"So which ones are gang tattoos?"